Remember how I vowed last week to get off the “Hot Mess Express” and pull my life together…well I’m fairly certain I would have been successful if the sun didn’t show up and ruin any chance of productivity. I can’t be the only one who just pushes all of their life plans aside to frolic in the sunshine right?
What could be better than laying in the sunshine drinking mimosas with your best friend on a 90 degree spring day in May? Not much.
Don’t worry though, for unknown reasons some randos thought Nicole and I were weirdos for climbing trees in our bikinis, and felt the need to make a snapchat meme out of us. Despite the creepiness of being photographed unknowingly by a stranger from afar I can laugh at myself. I especially appreciate that I am hunched over like a gorilla in this shot, it adds to the effect I think. However, to the creator of this snap, I would like to disclose that I don’t swim in pools, the chlorine is much too hard on my delicate fairy princess skin.
Just to add to reasons I am still on the hot mess express, I had lovely adventures all weekend long and didn’t take a single picture of any of them. I don’t even know who I am anymore. Some of my un-photographed adventures include attending the Windermere Cup regatta, long walks in the rain (#SeattleLife), the most delicious spinach omelet, lots of vodka cranberries, shopping with my best friend Laura, shopping alone, blasting “22” in the car with Nicole and relating to the lyrics more than I ever have, a read aloud of a friend’s old love letters and a break up email (UM WHO DOES THAT) and coffee (my addiction has reached a whole new level). A mysterious man at a bar told me I should be a politician because I’m very approachable yet extremely manipulative at the same time. I wasn’t sure if that was supposed to be a compliment or an insult but I think my political career is already ruined due to all of my scandalous tree climbing in bikinis. Darn.
So here’s to the lamest weekend recap ever/basically me just ranting about random details of my life. It’s my blog I can say what I want to. Just so there is sort of a purpose, I’ll leave you with a sound piece of advice…never break up with your significant other of over a year via email but if you must please don’t end it with “If you would like to discuss this topic further or need any clarification, please feel free to contact me”. I’ve never been the recipient of such a letter but…I have a feeling it didn’t go over well.
What did you do this weekend? Please share, I really truly would love to know!